Nairalander, Almost 18, Is In Desperate Search For Girlfriend

Almost 18 and trying to toast
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A Nairalander, who goes by the handle “cosmos2000”, claimed that he is about to clock 18 and posted his ordeal of getting a girlfriend. He captioned his post: “There are indeed no small girls anymore.” His reason for wanting a girl friend is so that he also can ‘feel among’.

Almost 18 and trying to toast

Almost 18 and trying to toast

According to him, “I don’t no know, anyone I approach… she tell me immediately that “I AM TAKEN” after telling her my intentions and I don’t waste time anymore with them…I move to the next target…Almost all girls I talk to are from my Facebook account…it happens that I finally know how to Toast a girl before meeting her in person.”

Cosmos2000 claimed he eventually found one who apparently gave him the green light since the girl claimed to have broken off from a recent boyfriend.

She gives the green light

She gives the green light

But during a chat with the girl online, he discovered she had deliberately, “reposted her boyfriend picture and captioned it, ‘You and You Alone’.”

He ended his story perplexed saying, “I just give up jare….I’m still planning on expanding my environment…I mean go places where girls are plenty…Unlike this Papa-Ashafa in Agege where small girls of 13 don get boyfriend….
Your opinion are welcomed
Please !!!!!!!”

Chai! No small girls again.

Chai! No small girls again.

Nairalanders of course had a field day blasting the young man. Check out their responses.

@Dreyton36 said, “At ur age so na to they chase girls upanadan 
Who tell u say ur mates no they bomb sites  Get a paid VPN and hustle make u leave small small girls alone they’re gonna get u down , Las Las when u cum ur eye go clear.”

@DONFRANSKID advised, “Go and read your books when i was your age i wasn’t thinking of girlfriends. Go and make money young man after you have a job you can be thinking of girlfriends.”

@DOUBLEENGINE007 pointed out, “You wan use your hand drag wahala come your life  Leave girlfriend first and develop yourself first.. A word is enough for ………..”

Listen and listen well

Listen and listen well

@Gerrald59 was on point when he took time to reiterate: “Unless you have a job or thriving business which generates money for you, there is no way a(n) 17/18/19 or even 20 year old girl will want to date you. Women are hypergamous and will always gravitate towards men who are higher than them – age, financial resources, power, prestige etc. They can go towards their age mates provided he has money; however you put it, money is important. Unfortunately, you don’t have this because if you did, these girls will be the ones asking for a relationship and if you have a GF not the other way round.

At this point of your life, you should be interested in building your finances as a young man. Thankfully, with the popularisation of the Internet, there are many ways you can do so. This is very important because the Nigerian public tertiary education system is currently a mess and you would not want to have that as your only source of building finances. It is an old adage which has never gone wrong “when you chase women, you lose money. But when you chase money, women chase you”. Same way people in schools gravitate towards those who are academically proficient, it is how they do towards those who have added value to themselves.

Add value to yourself and watch women (men included) chase you and most importantly, respect you.”

Typical of Nairalanders, there were also other several ‘crazy’ responses which does not suit our context, but one response from @Dreadlock69 was so corny, it totally made me burst out with ‘laughing gas’:

Another Marlian advice

Another Marlian advice

 

“Seek answer and you shall get answer,
Since you are 18 it’s good to experiment on yourself to get your self esteem in place
Smoke weeds ,get high as Bleep , have wild sex , drink all type of drinks and mixture .
But if you want to have a girlfriend just steal one all are taken even when they are not taken from the beginning of time the serpent got eve through lies,you got to have format and read scriptures, lies bro grin.”

OMG! What advice. If your brain is already adulterated with weed and COVID19, then feel free to follow @Dreadlock69’s advice. You are on your own!

What would you advise this almost 18 years young who feels like frolicking with girls because he has finally reached the legal age of consent? Kindly post your comment below.

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