5 Disasters Donald Trump’s COVID-19 Will Do To The White House

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President Donald Trump still has COVID-19 but is living in denial about it. Here is a little skit  about what may have happened during his three-day quarantine in the Walter Reed Medical Centre.

The squeaky clean white-walled doctor’s office at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, Washington, had just one patient wearing an overall lying on the examination bed. His orange skin created a nice contrast to the all-white environment. A door opened and a young nurse waltzed in wearing a face mask. The patient in the doctor’s office first admired the nurse’s infectious beauty and smiled as she greeted him, “Good morning, Mr. President.”

President Donald Trump

President Donald Trump

Cheeky old Donald Trump could not take his eyes off the dazzling beauty as she brought a tray with a syringe and a small bottle of dexamethasone. Trump’s lips creased into a smile saying, “What’s with the mask, nurse? COVID-19 ain’t real. It’s just the flu. If ya ain’t sharing nothing with your president, you can at least share his flu. Now pull that mask off so I can see how pretty you are!”

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“Whatever you say, Mr. President.” She smiled, but without the mask off, you just can’t tell. After delivering the tray to the doctor, she immediately moved out of the office for some other medical routine. Meanwhile, the doctor couldn’t help but laugh at Trump’s jibe at the nurse as he raised one hand upholding the syringe with dexamethasone in it. Trump stirred at the needle contorting his face like a scared 5-year-old.

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“Sean, you know how I hate needles. I think those needles would kill me sooner than covid19.”

Doctor Sean Connor simply laughed. He knows Trump loved it when people laugh at his wisecracks. As the needle pierced his orange skin, the president of the United States gave out a loud yelp that resonated throughout the world famous military clinic. The security dogs also yelped back in response as if telling the president he was disturbing the peace.

Three days later, still in isolation, Trump insisted on being released because he had never felt better and he had a presidential job to take care of. “Sean, the Lord has given me great strength. I’m no ordinary man. I’ve got the spirit of God working inside of me. Im okay!”

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“Mr. President sir, think of 5 bad things that could happen to the White House if you prematurely truncate your COVID treatment:

First of all, you could die. Now, we don’t want that. I don’t want that. Secondly, you could get more people in the White House infected. You know that CNN can’t want to report that kind of thing. Thirdly, Biden may become president and that must not happen. A fourth reason is that Hillary Clinton may become very powerful without you around.  And the worst and final reason is, Melania will end up with another man. Mr. President, please do not truncate your isolation.”

Trump’s orange face turned into a monstrous scowl, he raised is pointer finger into the air as if he was about to count. “Here are 5 bad things that could happen to you, doctor, if you don’t let me outa here: one, I’m gonna kill ya, two, I’m gonna kill ya, three I’m gonna really kill ya, four, I’m gonna kill ya and finally, five, I’m gonna freaking kill ya!”

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Watch a video of President Donald Trump after his three-day isolation.

 

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